I Wish You Were Houdini.

I'm on Day 11 of no smoking. Things are going better, but I'm starting to blame any and every frustration on my lack of tobacco. It makes me feel better. So, here's another one. You can blame this list on Philip-Morris too, if you want.

I wish these people would go away.

• Kathie Lee Gifford
• Madonna
• Lindsey Lohan
• Dina Lohan
  
• Britney Spears
• Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
  
• Elizabeth Hasselbeck
  
• Denise Richards
• Lauren Conrad